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:~: Thursday, June 02, 2005 :~:

The McClane Children At Their Finest

Muse: *Taps pencil against chin, contemplates choices. * "Nope. I don't like this. Something's not right. You. Here. You, over there. Yes, you. The one with the silly grin on your face. Take a seat there." *Scans area.* "Yeah. That's better."

Ethan: "Wait a minute. I'm not liking this. You just left me hangin' with the hot chick. She all but wants me, and you're telling me to have a seat and wait? What the hell have you been sniffing behind that screen?"

Kelsey: "Quit your whining. She's got my first chapter swirling around in there. She has to get it out before she loses it."

Ethan: *Shoots Kelsey a look.* "I knew I never should have let you into my book. You're causing all sorts of problems, just like you always do. Trying to take over and worm your way into the spotlight. Ain't gonna happen chica."

Kelsey: *Rolls eyes.* "Ooh, I'm scared."

Alec: "Children, please. Quit your bitchin'. I'm first."

Ethan: *Glares at his brother.* "Shut up. You started this whole thing. Poppin' into her head on her morning runs. If it weren't for you, she wouldn't be thinking of leaving me stranded to take care of your whiney ass."

Muse: *Lets out a long-suffering sigh.* "It was that damn dinner scene that did this to me. If you obnoxious siblings don't quit your fussing I'm going to go off and write Rusty's book first. That'll teach you."

Rusty: *Leans back in his chair, props his feet up on the coffee table, rests his hands behind his head and whistles.*

Muse: *Throws hands up in the air.* "That's it! It's official. I've TOTALLY lost control of my book...and my characters...and my sanity." *Leaves bickering children to themselves as she stalks off to find chocolate.*


Blogger Christine Keach said...

Chocolate is the only remedy for insanity!

2:34 PM  
Blogger Linda Winfree said...

Too funny! (At least my Chandler Co. boys aren't visiting you.)

Send your extras to hang out in the Muse basement.

6:21 PM  
Blogger Elisabeth Naughton said...

Linda, at this point, you can have them all. They're driving me NUTS!

6:33 PM  
Blogger Christine Keach said...

And behind me, whispering into my ear, my Ethan says, "See? Aren't you glad we're not like those characters?"

12:22 AM  
Blogger Piper Lee said...

Hey Eli at least your characters are speaking to you.

I had to put mine in "talking time out" last week so I could finish writing a "This is your life..." thing for some senior citizens.

Interviewing that generation was fun but I am so glad I live here and now. How did people live without all of today's technology? What a nightmare. I don't even want to think about it.

Good luck with your bratty characters. Maybe you should take some sort of "positive discipline" class and get them under control. If that doesn't work, I've been sucking down Dove Dark Chocolate lately and it's been heaven! *G*

10:37 AM  
Blogger Carol B. said...

Threaten to kill them all off. Maybe they'll realize who's the real boss. ;-)

1:30 PM  
Blogger Steph T. said...

*clapping* I'm not alone in losing control of my character!

4:33 PM  
Blogger Elisabeth Naughton said...


It's nice to know I'm not the only living in a sea of insanity.

And I found the McClane brothers...with Cookie, planning to raid the poolhouse and cart off the heroines. With the Muse under Jake's spell, Cait off trying to rescue those lame-brain wasted heroes (Tick and Cookie), these yahoos thought it was their big "break".

Oh lord...I may never get back to my WIP.

6:02 PM  

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